Update: As serendipity would have it, minutes after I posted this, I got the MASN text saying HRod went on the DL. Well, enjoy the article anyhow, and let's hope he's on the DL for a Bad Henry Amptuation.
...OK, fine, the title is a little misleading – there are only 2 faces of H-Rod, and thus far this season we've seen them both in full force. Of course, our favorite is Good Henry:
And of course, there's Bad Henry: